And now a note about ‘real’ Christmas trees. Don’t buy one. During the first years of a tree’s life they are carbon-negative due to the carbon released during planting, fertilization and their size. Christmas trees represent a worst case scenario because they provide no benefit and are typically mulched after use, releasing their carbon into the environment.

Tell your friends- this is tradition that has to stop. Get one of the silver fake ones with the rotating colored light machine